politically correct (conservative)

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.

politically correct (conservative)

Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Butthurt Conservative

A conservative that feels victimized when something doesn't go their way. Often comes with the feeling that anything that doesn't reflect their world view has some unfair bias against them.

Only a Butthurt Conservative would use a website like urban dictionary to slander people they don't agree with

by Truth_out August 5, 2009

Secular Conservative

Someone who is non-religious and liberal on social issues, but conservative on fiscal policy and military policy.

John is a secular conservative, he's against the teaching of Intelligent Design in the classrooms of public schools but for the war in Iraq when it started.

by Spartacus Darwin March 3, 2009

Fake Conservative

A weak-minded, indoctrinated humanoid, with immutable groupthink tendencies in support of certain politicians despite glaringly anti-conservative voting records.

Fake Conservatives ADORE emotionally potent, oversimplifications of the issues and hold fast to a pathetic "team spirit" tribalistic attitude at all costs. Fake Conservatives worry not about sadistic social policies, only that they identify as Conservative, and to Hell with everyone else.

A Fake Conservative blindly supports individuals who have tended to vote against human rights, national sovereignty and personal freedoms.

by DarthXerxes March 13, 2012

Conservative Hate Culture

A faction within the American Conservatism that listens to rigt wing Radio and television pundints. Unlike most right wing tv/radio listeners these conservatives are motivated by political radio to epxpress hate and intolernace against those who disagree with them.

The Right wing Television/radio pundents that advocated this culture of hate use God’s and Jesus’s names to justify oppression, ignorance, and spread falsehoods as if they were facts.

After Bob started listening to radio/tv shows that promoted the Conservative Hate Culture, he started to be less tolerant of other peoples point of views.

by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006

conservapiercing

A tiny piercing on the side of the nose that generally holds a small stud to make it as invisible as possible. These sorts of piercings are only owned by people who want to feel edgy and internally liberal while simultaneously avoiding more visible and large piercings because they still want to hypocritically hate people with piercings.

Judy: Do you guys like my new piercing?

Steve: Where is- oh, on your nose?

Judy: Yeah, isn't it awesome?

Andrew: Why didn't you just pierce your lip? Lip rings are awesome.

Judy: Ew, that's a freakish emo girl piercing. I'm sophisticated.

Steve: You're not edgy, and your conservapiercing is ugly. Make it a nosering and redeem your fucking pride already.

by lightfirewithfire November 17, 2010

Conservabal

An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.

Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."

by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012