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Conservative Correctness

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives are just as PC as liberals!
by Submitters of Words December 12, 2011
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Conservation of ninjutsu

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.
Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!
by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011
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ConSOLD out

When a computer video game company / development team, dumb down computer games to allow users with video game consoles to play the same game. Usually resulting in either a overall horrible computer game due to the transition or the computer game being stripped of several options it was or has known to be normally accustomed to so that console users can play the game.
Dan says, "Hey, have you played Dungeon Siege 3?" Charles says, "Ya it sucks so bro, they consold out so bad you can't even use the keyboard to chat!"
by PiNeBoX July 15, 2011
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Constantino

He is a king in sports. He also is Greek. Most of the time he plays on his video games and likes girls and hanges out with them, he is a King in his religion and is very tough and strong.
Dang, I wish I had the name Constantino
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Constance

The definition of beautiful. Has an amazing personality and is absolutely stunning. Once you see her you can't get your eyes off her. Before you know it you have fallen in amazing love. She'll always make you feel good.
Constance, will you marry me?
by chicken squat January 6, 2010
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Constanza

Female name, latin origin, associated with witchcraft. It's not a common name for countries other than Spain and Italy.
Shortly, if you meet a Constanza she's probably sweet, friendly, intelligent (extremely smart), passionate, and HOT.
Dude, I want Constanza so badly!
by BIGDELPATRON March 17, 2011
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constipeeted

Not being able to pee, like being constipated
I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!
by Alexdosifgdsfg May 15, 2007
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