vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

conquistador

n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)

Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.

by urbaniam November 30, 2011

conquistador

n. Caucasian man that dates asian women.

John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador.

by Will Z June 1, 2007

conquy

a whore-like slut that cant get enough of illegal and mind altering substantces and loves to break the law just as much as she loves sex and dave chapelle.

did you see danielle at the party last night? she was being a complete conquy after she smoked that much and fucked all those guys.

by sharrissa August 2, 2004

conquest boxers

Boxers stolen after a night of good drunken sex.

She has like 20 conquest boxers. What a playa.

by yargh September 6, 2005

coñaso

A heavy blow.

Hecho un coñaso a mi rodilla cuando he caido. I hurt my knee when I fell.
Sarcastically, I was told when I asked a guy while backing up my car how much room I had, "No te preocupas, el coñaso te aviso!" don't worry, the smash will tell you.
Neither translates well and I'm not sure if my grammar was correct but I laughed my balls off when I heard both.

by RKM61 December 3, 2016