Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

conan gray

the most wholesome and amazingly talented person on this planet, also the most gorgeous <3

WOW YOU GOT CONAN GRAY CONCERT TICKETS IM SO JEALOUS!!! HE SOOO GREAT

IKR!? IM SO EXCITED

by buggie <3 April 11, 2022

Conas tá tú

Is the Irish Gaelic(Gaelige)term for 'How are you?'or along the lines of that it is basically asking how someone is feeling. It is pronounced Kunus thaw thwo

''Dia dhuit,conas tá tú?''(Hello, how are you?)

''Tá mé go maith, go raibh mhaith agat''(I am(feeling)good, thank you)

by Danny Bhoy May 5, 2008

Conan O'Brien

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.

Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.

by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006

conalingas

when someone tongue fucks the fuck outta someone's pussy ;) weather it is performed well or not :o

"he sometimes performed conalingas...not enough in my opinion" - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo)

by jolizro January 24, 2012

Pulled a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.

Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009