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Caninetrovert

A person that would prefer to be surrounded by dogs than dickhead people!
Look at Susan she's fed up of ball bags so she became a caninetrovert
by Kate Jayman August 19, 2017
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Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.
by c--b April 25, 2010
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rusty coin slot

result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole
When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon
by Rico VonScabdick January 27, 2011
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Guerrilla Coding

Guerrilla Coding comes from the Root Phrase Guerrilla Warfare, because like Guerrilla Warfare, Guerrilla Coding is swift and irregular programming that takes agile to the extreme with hit-and-run type coding of various components within a project. Meaning a programmer that jumps from component to component adding their own code to make that component more efficient or completing that component more quickly, and in the mind of the Guerrilla Coder “better” than the programmer or programmers who were originally assigned to that task.

It’s when the best programmer in your group who has the ability and “creative freedom” to write any code and change any code they wish in any source code module in your team’s GIT or SVN or other source code repository; most likely your manager and he usually feels that the project is going to slow, and therefore he takes it upon himself to speed up the development work, by writing a little bit of code here, correcting some other developer’s bugs over there, perhaps refactoring another developer's code over there to make it perform better, or at least in their mind easier to maintain.

A manager like this is normally known to your organization as a Unicorn, because he rose the ranks from developer to team or “pod” lead, to perhaps architect, eventually making it to group manager; basically, they can do it all. They are just that damn good, and they know it, and think they are a G.O.A.T. and they even go around saying they code Guerrilla Style.
My manager uses the Guerrilla Coding technique. I would be pissed off, but he usually does my job for me in half the time, and he's just that damn good. Plus he signs my paycheck.
by SrcMaker October 4, 2017
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The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....
Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh
by hazard April 18, 2005
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Coin

"Shut the fuck up you fucking coin."
"Go to hell you coin ass mother fucker."

Jimmy: "Whats up billy?"
Billy: "Coin."
by Zach Winzenburg January 2, 2009
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