aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice

That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.

by pghkm September 22, 2008

sexual conditioning

The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.

Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.

by rbones17 October 22, 2014

Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.

Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.

by Swinford November 16, 2013

Confite

When a person can talk to a whole bunch of people, even strangers about anything, a random something.
when that person (the confite) can have like a 2 hour conversation with someone (friends or strangers).

"Carmen has been talking to those people for over an hour"
"who are they?"
"i dont know, and neither does carmen.."
"shes such a confite!"

by Savannah Salzer March 5, 2009

Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.

Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"

by XOteric March 14, 2010

Concity Tank

(noun) after a dude tittybangs a chick, he sprays his love juice between her boobies and slides/rolls his penis back and forth along her chest.

I gave a chick a concity tank last night.

by concity May 22, 2010

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008