jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

by Slampierce July 6, 2011

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.
by silverseal September 18, 2011

by Big A Racing January 26, 2022

(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music
(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage
(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage
(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.
b: yeah, she's a concert whore.
(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.
b: yeah, she's a concert whore.
(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.
by b067r_08 February 12, 2022

by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023
