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conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.
Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...
by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017
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ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.
"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."
by Monty13 February 17, 2010
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Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.
Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.
by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019
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False-confidence

Having the wrong understanding of confidence to what other think is practically crazy.
Person 1 : hey, why are you acting weird?

Person 2 : Because I'm confident.

Person 1 : Um yeah okay😐, but I think you have false-confidence
by An discreet human October 1, 2021
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Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
by J.Bot November 15, 2007
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Confidence

1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.
"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.
They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.
by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008
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