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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.
Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles
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childhood companion

medieval slur meaning queer romance disguised as platonic
Otto when he called Alicent Rhaenyra's "childhood companion: i know what u are
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dao companion

A member of an open relationship among immortals, often seen in Chinese adventure novels (wuxia)
She's been my Dao companion for over 100,000 years
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cooking companions

A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions
Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...
by Gumi Wamu October 12, 2023
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
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Out Of Commision

when something is not working, or out of service
"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."
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