Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.
Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.
Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.
Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.
Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.
by nhlknowitall November 26, 2017
by Bailee t March 22, 2018
Best drug dealer ever gives weed, meth, coke, crack, and heroin.also will rule the world with communism like hitler planned "hail Hitler" also very smart
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass
by Rainbow667 June 09, 2019
Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"
by Glyndward October 19, 2021
by datningga190 September 24, 2021
One of the coolest kids at your school. Colton Kikes is the most athletic kid in your school and plays soccer, football, and basketball. (Because everyone knows that baseball is a gay sport.) Plus, he is one of the cutest kids in your school and you won't ever wanna let him go if you end up dating him.
by Ur Mom's Boyfriend March 02, 2021