Colorado

The one state in the United States where weed is legal. If you want to get some weed and camp out then Colorado is the place to be.

Guy 1: Yo man, do you know a state that contains some good weed shops.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should go to Colorado to get some weed.
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Pack your things!

by AdomC July 9, 2015

Colorado Mesa University

Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.

"Hey man, where do you go to college?"

"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"

"Do you do meth?"

"only once....."

by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011

colorado

You know you're from Colorado when
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You have gone to school with a foot of snow on the ground and gotten out of classes and gone tanning… all in the same day!

You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado!

Thunder has set off your car alarm.

You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed…unless you’re in Boulder where they have those camera things :S

You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our house-guests to do it.

You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.

You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.

ok, so i stole it from the facbook group "bitch please...I"m from colorado." but they explained better than i could or better than all these other ppl.....

by ska_nder October 1, 2007

Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.

My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.

by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015

Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

Colorado-ing

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.

represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.

by yo-gigi January 7, 2010

Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009