by b_lynch13 November 4, 2013
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Ryan is the founder of Colotonism and believes Colotonism is not only a religion, but also a way of life. He is active in every part of the Colotonism and is a caring, compassionate, and submissive young man.
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by brooklyn:)) February 24, 2019
Get the Colton mug.1. a creepy middle school boy who stalks girls and has the ability to change forms. when he is near, you can usually find a group of girls screaming "AHHH! COLTON!" anything can be related back to him. perhaps the creepiest thing he does is posess his victims to say things such as "colton's body is a wonderland", "hey pretty colton with the high heels on", and "i want colton's hot body next to me!" of course, none of this would be said by a non-posessed girl. his most famous form of stalking is the random box that appears on your computer screen late at night. he is also known as 'frankie jay' due to the fact he looks a lot like frankie jonas. anything can be blamed on him.
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2. a motorcycle.
random laugh out of nowhere - four girls scream "AHH! COLTON!!"
"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"
mom: do you want mexican tonight?
daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!
*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"
"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"
mom: do you want mexican tonight?
daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!
*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"
by imamazing123 April 26, 2009
Get the Colton mug.Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.
Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason
If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason
If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.
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