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stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?
That was some nasty stage combat there!
by Zach G. October 30, 2003
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Brown Colgate

(v); the act of rubbing fresh poop in between the cracks of another's teeth.
I brown colgated the crap outta that bitch made her cry.

I want her to brown colgate me so bad to make my teeth brown.
by Poopbringer June 22, 2010
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Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.
Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.
by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008
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Combat Arms

An AWFUL, free FPS (First Person Shooter) developed and hosted by Nexon (probably the worst game developers/coders ever). The internal game structure and foundation is built off 30 year old NX whores who consistantly spend hundreds of dollars just to buy overpowered guns that don't even outbalance the GP versions. However, children and adolescents have also flooded the game with extreme immuturity, huge ego's, and heavy hackusations, one may find the game impossible to withstand.

The game also features a WOGL (World Online Gaming League) community filled with ignorant asswipes who play this shitty game all day. However, some outstanding individual, such as HeapOfAsh, try to bring maturity, anti-eTrolling, and extreme amounts of dedication into bringing the WOGL community into a new generation of mature players. Just kidding, why the FUCK would I even bother. This game is shit.

As you first login into the game, you're approached with heavy advertisments and banners all attempting the player to purchase Nexon Cash (NX). Of course, being a WAGL nerd, you jump straight to Bravo 7, where you enter a world of cheating/hacksuating/immature players/trolling/bromances/ and bust videos.

Overall review: -5/5
Reasons: Shitty game, shitty players, shitty graphics, shitty community, extreme lag, and if you're from: Australia, Brazil, or Canada, one WILL be approached with heavy racism and hate.
Example 1

Nerdgin 1: Ohmygod dude. Let's go play some Combat Arms so I can de_stroy kids in pubs on Bravo 7

Nerdgin 1's eButtbuddy: YEAH BRO. I'LL FRAPS YOUR BOSS 1v8 CLUTCH/ACE AND EDIT IT AND THROW IT ON PORNHUB. Oh I mean YouTube.

Example 2

HeapOfAsh: Shit man. This game sucks. Why the fuck am I still playing this game Combad Arm

nPulse: Let's go play some LoL

HeapOfAsh: Good idea. Fuck this game.
by HeapOfAsh June 18, 2011
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Combat Arms

Combat Arms is entirely a multiplayer game with no single-player mode, and contains 4 game modes: Elimination (Team Deathmatch), One Man Army (Deathmatch), Search & Destroy (Bomb mode), and Capture the Flag, and as of now consists of 6 maps: Warhead (factory), Pump Jack (oil station in a desert), Snow Valley, (a missile launch site in the middle of snow-covered mountains), Gray Hammer (factory), Junk Flea (desert junkyard) and Cold Seed (snow-covered mine).

Players who start a room, (known as the Room Master) are able to choose the map, game mode, set score and time limits, and controls the weapons other players can use or not use, (for example, Melee only, or No sniper rifles allowed).

Players are able to obtain in-game money (GP) and experience after a match, allowing them to rank up and buy new weapons and equipment, such as armor, uniforms, and backpacks for their persistent characters. There is a rental system of equipment instead of actual purchases of the weapons and gear. The rental periods are 1 day, 7 days, 30 days, and 90 days, each rental period costing more in-game money.

This rental period has caused much criticism to the game as players are upset that they cannot own weapons that they buy forever and that they have to keep playing to make up for the GP they used to purchase weapons and gear.

The game design was based on a game known as Heat Project, a game made in Korea. The game also uses a customizations system where players can buy silencers, larger magazines, and different types of scopes.
Noob: D'omfg, noob. What is that game you're playing?

L33T Guy: Combat Arms, noob.
by SCOP3D September 30, 2008
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collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.
"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"
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Colgate

Type of blow job where the female gives head as if she was brushing her teeth.
"That felt so good. She just gave me a colgate."
by Silent Killa November 11, 2008
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