cortadito

Strong coffee beverage served hot at Cuban cafés, often sweetened. Similar to Italian espresso.

guy #1: "Hey man, you gotta drive home after this; wanna stop at Dunkin' for some coffee?"

guy #2: "Sure, I'd love to crash into a tree on the way back... on second thought, let's stop at this Cuban place for some cortaditos."

by archiprosody May 18, 2013

HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

by towlie October 2, 2002

A Certain Scientific Railgun

(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun　とある　科学　の　られぐん）　 An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.

Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*

by lefricquer22 June 6, 2010

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008

certis

A man with the power to give titles on GWJ. He also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.

Certis one day will become a Fairy Princess.

by KrazyTaco[FO] February 14, 2005

racial coercion

Subtle or open accusation of racism in order to manipulate or motivate a person to prove they are not.

The political candidate used racial coercion to influence the audience by saying that people would not vote for him because he did not look like previous candidates.

by Voted-Obama.com October 19, 2008

Certified Bop

Another way to say this song fuckin SLAPP!

Listening to The Box by Roddy Rich: OUUUU! TURN IT UP TURN IT UP THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP!!

by AnonymousUniverse February 7, 2020