Cocoa MPP

Cocoa MPP is known as Caca or Cocoa, he is dumb and smart at the same time.

Cocoa likes Kex and Smn8448 ｢ Cocoa MPP ｣

by CocoaMPP February 18, 2025

cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 02, 2012

cocoa wash

The Spanish term for brain-washing.

I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".

by Avery Savina April 20, 2008

Cocoa Pods lil bitch

Some Virgin that professionally sucks on cocoa pods aka coc suckers

Person A:Yo she givin a bj in public?
Person B:Nah shes the Cocoa Pods lil bitch.
Some Virgin that professionally that sucks on cocoa pods

by Biggus Dickus the 4th May 10, 2021

dropping cocoa puffs

When you shit 30 tiny pebbles the size of Cocoa Puffs

I’m feeling constipated but all I’m doing is dropping Cocoa Puffs.

by February 12, 2021

cocoa hate page

This is my dog and she’s so fucking FAT literally yesterday one of my other dogs walked by her food and she attacked him LITERALLY WHATTTTTT she needs to chill the fuck out bro

“i made a cocoa hate page cause she’s FAT and needs to go on a die”

by cocoaisafatass December 22, 2023

Cocoa

A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.

'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'

by ellema23 January 27, 2023