Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

by The biggest loser April 18, 2018

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cocoon phase

A period of development for a young adult.

Dad, I'm just going though this cocoon phase. One day, I'll evolve into something beautiful!

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

cockronalds

When you're drunk and high as fuck and need some dirty burgs, you ask to make a quick stop at cockronalds. Cockronalds is defined as any fast food burger take-out.

Stop at cockronalds, I need some dirty burgs.

by vrtcl July 12, 2020

Cocooning

When a man ejaculates into a woman but doesn’t pull out. They then cuddle in that position, with his penis still inside her, and sleep in the position until the next morning when he finally pulls it out.

John: I was totally cocooning this girl last night!
Adam: Did it get stuck in there?
John: Nope, slid right out the next morning.

by G.T.X. November 5, 2020

cockooshien

white, but not while, while also being a cooshie

what race are you?

i am Cockooshien

by Sasukee17 January 15, 2021

cockooshien

Oh yes I’m the cushi-man

I’m a cockooshien deal with it

by Chicken pop pie January 15, 2021