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Cocknip

A person, place, thing, or idea which has the same effect on men as catnip on cats.
That chick was some seriously irresistible cocknip, I just couldn't stay away from her.
by InnocuousMinx May 25, 2017
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Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.
All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.
by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017
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Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.
Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance
by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018
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cocksymoron

Noun -

When someone states that a penis is Teo opposite things at the same time.
cunt - “It was weird, it was hard and floppy at the same time”
Me - “That’s a cocksymoron.
by YourMargeIsBent May 27, 2018
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Cocknazi

Something you shouldn’t say in Germany and describes a person that is being rude and mean sometimes hilarious can be used towards friends like bitch
Sami stop being a cocknazi for once in your life
by Didneoiene August 8, 2018
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Cocknozzle

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.
How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!
by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020
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Cocky Ballsboa

When a women kneels behind her man and pounds his balls like a punching bag. It is a passionate sexual move however is causes excruciating pain.
My gamer wife gave me a Cocky Ballsboa and now I'm infertile.
by Danger.Drewski. October 19, 2020
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