cockel

an extremely large penis.

paco- Did you see that black guy?

alex- Yeah... he has a cockel.

paco- I wish my dick was that big.

by conconk February 23, 2011

Cockenarse

Another term for a homosexual, or someone you don't like

"Dude that guy is a total cockenarse"

by Grandtheftauto October 20, 2006

cocked out

to act cocky to the max that you have no more cockyness in you.

"i hope i don't get too cocky when i do it"
"naw man, you can be cocked out all you want."

by esul May 24, 2008

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.

Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"

by heyitshank January 7, 2011

Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

cockeimers

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)

Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020