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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
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Cocka

A hot drink containing a large amount of coffee and hot chocolate to stimulate the brain. Term used by students in the Midlands and Nottinghamshire area use this term.
'A lecture in 20 minutes?!? better make myself a Cocka'
'its 2am an I'm tired, a Cocka is in order'
by Nightfox121 January 2, 2012
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cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while
i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.
by the hairy yak June 6, 2010
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Cockacity

cockiness + audacity

relevance: more common than you think
He had the COCKACITY to say he used to not doing any work to get girls.

He had the cockacity to ask why I didn't ask for his number because "most girls do since I'm so hot"...
by aripop April 26, 2020
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Cackalacki

North Carolina's "AKA" The slang term for North Carolina.
noun: Cack(s): person or people who have some affiliation with the redneck state. also referred to as "cacksters"
I'm goin down the Cackalacki with some of my cacks to eat Bo Jangles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
by Solus R. May 31, 2006
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Cackalacky

Commonly used as a nickname for Carolina, specifically North Carolina. In Barbados it is slang for vagina.
by Rin Grigori January 27, 2014
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cockamamie

Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.
by Ozzie August 21, 2003
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