Coched

To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.

Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.

by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009

Cochran

A Cochran is a cigarillo or Black & Mild that has been gutted, had a cigarette filter placed in one end, and re-rolled. There are a variety of possible outcomes and types of Cochrans depending on what kind of wrapper and tobacco the torcedor uses. El Gran Torcedor, inventer of the Cochran, has been known to mix the tobacco that came with the cigar and tobacco from another type of cigarillo, cigarette tobacco, or pipe tobacco.

"Aye, you wanna hit this?" "Sure bro...Damn. This shit is hella good! What is this?" "That Sir, is a Cochran you're smoking." "A Cochran??? It looks like a Swisher, but tastes like loveliness...It's like an orgasm in my mouth...I-I-I mean it's like my mouth had an orgasm; not like someone orgasm'd in my mouth."

by SirSmokeALot November 25, 2013

cockhole

An insult to a person. Comparing a person to any hole a cock might be inserted into.

That dude is a cockhole.

by Travis October 1, 2003

cochis

Short for the spanish word cochino.

Dont be such a cochis.

by Juvie September 11, 2005

cockocracy

When men dominate over women in any given situation. To be part of the cockocracy one must have a cock.

Woman-"Shotgun"
Man-"Im sorry you get automatic back seat due to the cockocracy, and the other male gets the front seat."

by Joe and Anthony September 26, 2006

cocko

Word used to describe someone who so utterly annoying, and queer. Instead of cock, cocko is used to emphasise their 'gayness'

Isaac: Man I am so cool, you WISH you could be like me
Sal: PFFFT whatever, why would I? Your such a loser.. look at your hair you queer!
Isaac: your just jealous man, everyone is
Sal: okay, then your a cocko

by Saleem D December 9, 2008

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010