Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off”

Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!

by Thenewboy December 18, 2025

Cloning

A tactic used by a woman who is engaged in cheating with a man with similar physical characteristics as her husband, boyfriend, significant other, etc., to minimize the risk of detection or cast doubt of paternity in the event a child is produced as a result of the affair.

Everyone seems excited about Ursula and her new baby. But something just doesn't seem right to me. I used to see her out late at night with a guy who I thought was her boyfriend Steven. He looked just like him. Now I'm not so sure after getting a really good look at the baby. The more I think about it I believe she was cloning by finding someone who looked like her boyfriend which made it easier to hide the fact that she was cheating.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? November 2, 2019

Leafy Clone

YouTubers (often teenagers) who make commentary videos ripping off the commentary channel LeafyIsHere.

"Leafy clones are all the same. They couldn't use gameplay other than CS:GO Surf if their life depended on it."

by Nullnut January 2, 2024

Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.

Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

Rogue Clone

A mainstream conformist who verbally harrasses alternative people for what they're wearing. Particularly on the street. Example- 'A Rogue Clone verbally harrassed the Goth for wearing black as they passed by.'

"A Rogue Clone verbally harrassed the Goth for wearing black, as they passed by."

by Standupforarts June 3, 2021

Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.

One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020

Mom clone

When you accidentally call your teacher your mom

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone

by Cock handle November 19, 2020