When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
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Female: Let's do it.
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Get the cockblock mug.That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.
by Katie S. April 18, 2006
Get the cockblocker mug.1. When a person at a club,party or just at school moves in on someone you are trying to get with.
2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.
2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.
1. David was trying to get with this girl at the bar but Fabio pulled a total cockblock. Now David is left with his hand.
2. Dude! Cj totally pulled a cockblock when I was trying to get back with Arri.
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by BBWulf October 9, 2007
Get the cockblock mug.Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.
Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
by Schubes66 October 10, 2011
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