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De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
by The Switz November 3, 2009
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AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)
“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
by AFA Certified November 29, 2019
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hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.
by jp22382 September 5, 2005
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cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.
Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.
by B-girl November 17, 2004
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Certifiable

(adj) Completely NUTS. Past the point of "ticking". Ready to flip OUT.
Oh shit! That chick's been off her meds for a few days now! She's certifiable!
by starlight88 February 4, 2010
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100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.
Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"
by Rico #10 December 17, 2009
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certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.
I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rob March 30, 2005
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