clexa

The most beautiful ship in all of the universe and television history, between Heda Lexa kom Trikru and Clarke Griffin kom Skaikru(also Wanheda), that sailed for a hot 40 seconds on a show called The 100... until Jflop (heterosexual, white male showrunner) destroyed his show and this ship after he lost all of his fans because a stray bullet killed off the lesbian after she's finally got to be with the girl she loves, in turn, killing all of his his ratings. Way to go Jflop.

*The 100 season 2 episode 7 - season 3 episode 7, before Lexa was killed*

Yooooooo, Clexa is endgame. Jk. Lesbians never live long in TV. Why did you get your hopes up?

by HedaLexaKomTrikru June 17, 2016

Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

by Branderson December 2, 2010

clexa

Clexa is a beautiful love story with more chemistry than romeo and juliette. Clarke and lexa are truly in love and will be until the end of time.

Do you think clexa were meant to be?
Clexa is the epitome of soulmates, there is no until death do us apart because even in death they find each other.

by CosimaCormiere May 31, 2016

Nick Clegg

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.

Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.

by Nex Solo December 15, 2010

Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

cleaginning

The act of clearing the streets and sidewalks at a university the day after cancelling a snow day.

"Hey guys! They called off school tomorrow!"
"Actually, they cancelled the snow day. I guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30, then."

by CSM sadness December 5, 2013

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006