Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

The Claps

A group of very evil guys and not an STD (Sewer Transmitted Disease)

Gar: "Guys you don't mess with The Claps, they are bad news"

by Luval Crooked-Hand February 12, 2021

Whatever claps your flaps!

This phrase is specifically for the females out there, who may get particularly excited over seeing someone of the opposite sex that they are attracted to !!

Deborah; "Ooh, did you see that guy, he's so hot!!"
Jade; "ugh, not my type but, whatever claps your flaps!!"

by Pharm-Drug Lord December 12, 2022

High Tide..No Clams

A Rhode Island Term Refers To Someone Who's Long Pants Are Too Short. Other States Refer Them As Flood Pants. A Very Light Hearted Joke.

Hey John...High Tide..No Clams.

by Rockymanly August 8, 2018

Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.

Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS

by Clapsham March 5, 2020

Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004

clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005