Chiches Christ

Chee-chess christ What you say when a girl has huge titties.

"Did you see her knockers?"
"Chiches christ!"

by Jammin' Jeff April 22, 2007

Jesus Christ Year

Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises

You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!

by DayGoHug December 16, 2014

Yeezys Christ

1: A religious figure that is often referred to in basketball when a player performs exceptionally well.
2: The god of basketball.

Guy 1: Did you see LeBron James' last game?
Guy 2: That man totally has Yeezys Christ on his side...

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Christabel-Infidel

An infidelish creature known as Christabel. She will be short and very distracting, as well as hard to ignore. Insistent, you may find it hard to shake the Christabel-Infidel once she has decided you are friends. She will be very similar to a chav.

Jennifer: Oh my God, there was a Christabel-Infidel following me around the other day.
Mollie: Maybe you should shoot yourself before it's too late.

by Infidel Number TWO. December 17, 2008

Christel

The name Christel means Christian. Christel is a girls name for very pretty girls, always wifey material and a very unique name with a unique personality and very good in bed.

Have you seen christel her personality is so unique.

by Jade Stickland January 2, 2020

Jesus Christ, Marie

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016

Wheezus Christ

Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.

I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.

by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017