chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021

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chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

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Chipotle Coke

The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.

Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

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