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dismissed 

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.
Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.
dismissed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dismissed 

another word for when you "burn" or "own" somebody
girl- i tried to get a hold of you,what were you doing last night?
boy- your mom!
other person- OOOH DISMISSED!
dismissed by L to the A to the C-E-Y November 13, 2006

Dismissed him

Didn’t answer his texts
He sent me a text and i totally dismissed him
Dismissed him by Word wisdom July 14, 2022

dis and dismissed

an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted
Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!
dis and dismissed by diskid June 13, 2004

dissed and dismissed 

what it sounds like
"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"
dissed and dismissed by lauren September 1, 2003

kissed and dismissed 

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played
so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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