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Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.
Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."
by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022
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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
by DrFuck April 13, 2023
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Soft Brake Check

The act of hitting the brake pedal lightly so that the brake lights come on although there's no brake action.

Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
That asshole was tailgating me so I gave him a soft brake check to get him to stop being an impatient idiot and let me finish my overtake.
by Dumonster June 24, 2014
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check out

To physically leave a place due to hopelessness, or mentally remove oneself from a situation due to frustration or lack of interest.
When there is blight as far as the eye can see, it's time to check out.
by Nurse_Midlo February 12, 2015
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PHONE CHECK

Originally derived from the term used in a detention setting, like prison, when numerous individuals are made to share a limited number of telephones. When all the telephones are in use and another believes that it is his/her time to now take the opportunity to use the phone, and one of the individuals using the phone should end their call. In that case one would go to the the individual using the telephone and let them know that they need to relinquish (get off) the telephone by simpling stating the phrase "Phone check" and if that individual refuses then s/he could face repercussions(consequences) that come with the refusal, up to and including being murdered. A phone check itself is NOT a stabbing. A stabbing, beating, rape, or any violate act can be RESULT of a phone check.
"Phone check, homie", means get off the phone now!
by convict's girl November 19, 2009
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Spell Check

what people who post to this site seriously need to use before they shoot off about their topic.
"omg liek alein" is a sentence whose writer desperately needed to use Spell Check.
by Carat November 7, 2006
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dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!
by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016
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