Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.

"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".

by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Dick cheese

magregor

"Magregor has dick cheese"

by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024