Chelsea Jones

Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =

Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.

by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 13, 2010

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea

A group of foreigners who claim to be English and play within the English Premier League. Chelsea seem to think that buying Titles is successful. Chelsea's lame attempt at buying the trebble failed patheticly.

Buying the premiership: £100,000,000.

Loosing to Liverpool in the Champions League even after paying for 5 minutes extra time: Priceless.

Oh no its coming up to 90 minutes and we only have a draw, I better pay the Referees assistant some money so that we can get more than 3 minutes injury time and win!

by Matthew Smith September 3, 2005

chelsea

verb.
to rudely ignore, usually accompanied by eye-rolling and scoffing.

If you can't stand someone, turn around and chelsea him.

by Derek Wall April 2, 2007

Chelsea Shirley

Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.

I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!

See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!

by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011

Chelsea

A highly intelligent blond bombshell, whose wit is unmatched as is her huge heart.

That lady over there is clearly a Chelsea

by JR Ewing1 April 18, 2019

Chelsea

The word Chelsea comes from the latin word "cholsue" which means that someone is so amazing that they quite frankly can't be described, therefore the are Chelsea.

"Oh my gosh, she's wonderful... no she's amazing... no....... she simply Chelsea."

by CJSensing February 16, 2010