Chapping

“Chapping” “Chap” or “Chapstick” is when a person is being irritating or overly themselves to the point that it annoys other people or is really funny

“Hey matt who you feeling?”
“Ah not the best, zack has been chapping hard the past few days and I have a horrid headache.”

by BigGoose69 December 24, 2018

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

chaposticko

An embarassing attempt by some poor guero to create a Spanglish word for "chapstick".

-Donde esta mi chaposticko?
-What the hell are you talking about?
-I'm packing for my trip to Mexico and I can't find my chapstick. Chaposticko is Spanish for chapstick.

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Chapooch

Noun- a person who is not well groomed.

My son looks like a chapooch.

by Angillas June 10, 2011

champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Chappelling

The act of having anything and everything go wrong at the same time. Unfortunate events happening with particularly poor timing. Known sarcastically as, "really killing it right now, guys".

You know you're just Chappelling it up when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharm and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 12, 2016