shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

caps

Aussie slang for mdma (ecstasy), often in Australia mdma is snorted and placed in capsules for distribution.

oi starky brah how many caps ya do last night?

by the cracky lordddd June 15, 2018

capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

caps lock demon

when talking online and the caps lock button is pressed and the message is sent without it being checked.

randomnoob: SO, DO YOU WANNA COME OVER?
othernoob: uh oh looks like you've been possed by the caps lock demon
random noob: oh noes!

by wierdlass February 12, 2008

capsummary

A summary of a movie or tv episode done with the use of screencaps and short comments on those screencaps.

Instead of watching the movie for class, Emma read the capsummary instead.

by K. Kit March 24, 2009

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018