big hat, no cattle

when someone is so full of themselves, and loves to hear themselves talk, but it is all a facade, and there is never any action or substance to back it up
see: all bark and no bite

This guy I work with keeps telling me he is going to kick my ass because I let his daughter suck my dick at the company picnic. That will never happen, he wears a big hat, but he has got no cattle.

by the a.h. March 31, 2004

Cartee

1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"

Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?



Nolan: Hey man whats up?

Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.

Nolan: I know what you mean broseph

by myrealnameisalreadytaken March 26, 2009

cottee

meaning: king of the jungle. could be described as a glass of cottee's cordial or the head jock. everyone knows a cottee.

person A: "did you hear about cottee?"
person B: "he's like the hottest guy"

by titleist October 6, 2008

Canteen medal

Food stains on clothing caused by messy eating.

You must of enjoyed your curry, you got some nice canteen medals

by NS52 September 2, 2007

cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

Cattie Style

When a women is fully naked acting like a cat and sitting on your crotch and playing simply role-playing as a cat

girl: babe do you want to try the cattie style
boy: OK

by Pussy_Pumper6969 August 22, 2018

Elton castee

Elton Castee is a famous American Viner and YouTuber, best known for his YouTube Channel, TFIL. The channel was started in 2011 with the intention of posting the videos of his epic road trip with his friends and was also living with Corey scherer, jake Webber , Sam golbach Colby brock, Aaron doh.

Elton castee is an YouTuber

by Traphouse.fan January 4, 2021