Castrenestrate

The process of cutting someone's genitals off and throwing them out of a window.
A combination of the words castrate and defenestrate.

"Did you hear about David?! He got castrenestrated!"
"Wait... What the hell does that mean?"
"It means somebody cut off his balls and threw them out of a window"
"WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, seriously, why the FUCK are you telling me this?"

by Drazibrik March 25, 2009

caster oil

Something they use when your pregnant and can’t shit , the put it in your asshole and it slides your poop right out

Use caster oil for her bootyhole she’s not pooping

by Mariahlynnblondiefan May 5, 2018

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012

Catorce

Crazy; A Spanish word that was randomly assigned the meaning of "crazy" in a small eastern NC town to piss off the spanish teacher.

Dude you're thinking about talking to Kristen again? You're being so catorce right now!!!

by Jmangstarshokes April 4, 2011

casturbaition

The act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.

After i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition

by P1ZZ03 June 22, 2003

Fidel Castro

Revolutionary leader and liberator of Cuba from Batista. After a failed military coup he was arrested, made his (in)famous speech ending with the words; "history will absolve me"
sentenced for 26 years but released after 2; went on to start second revolution and liberate the people.

Fidel Castro? doesn't he have an engine-oil named after him?

by Dom January 24, 2005

Castro valley high school

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Person 1: *drops hydroflask*
Person 2: Skskskskskskskssk
person1: I hate castro valley high school

by hgntjgntgjt October 22, 2019