Open Casket

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects.

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects, or essentially an "Open Casket".

by DTR2000 July 21, 2011

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Cascone

In terms of card games, notably the game Asshole, it is defined as taking something small and making it into something much larger.

Having a pair of two's and then following it up with a pair of Kings

by T.J Kasky September 30, 2003

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casolo

Ca-Sol-O: Term used to describe the outer lips of the Vagina. Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Bob: I dare you to funnel those beers.
Matt: No way Man! Thats a six pack.
Bob: You better funnel those beers or I'll kick you in the Casolo.

by Juan Pedro Gordon March 4, 2008

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ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008

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casket ready

When you’re dressed too formal that it looks like you’re ready for a wake/funeral.

Jeez look at Kevin’s suit he looks casket ready.

by LitToFit May 12, 2018

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casso

has a certain tendancy to sweep unsuspecting young ladies off their jimmy choo stilletto's with his irresistably sexual......hats!and leaves them craving for more (on a certain friends bed).

oh he makes me feel soooooo cassoed!

by xx chocolate tinkerbells xx February 24, 2004

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An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

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