Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman

by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022

Spicy cardboard

Typically known as acid or tabs spicy cardboard is an upbeat and trendy way to discreetly tell your friends you’re going on an acid trip.

Hey bruh. Rip me off a tab of that spicy cardboard and let’s talk to some trees

by The urban Farmer 👩‍🌾 May 26, 2022

Cardboard

The term 'cardboard' is commonly used by designers to describe something that has been poorly designed or designed without consideration, thus inconveniencing users or making it utterly redundant.

Wow these lights turn off when it's dark! That's such cardboard!!!

by cardboard ceo April 11, 2022

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003

Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

Tasty Cardboard

Actual pizza. Crust, sauce and cheese. Tastes like cardboard and tastes tasty

Hey, can you buy some tasty cardboard? Large plain please

by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021

Cardboard

a cool person that is a lonely fucker that sometimes text me at 11 at night for some reason but they are cool ig

cardboard is my friend sometimes it a pain in the ass

by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021