Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.

Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

by Sexydimma November 24, 2021

canned

Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.

by Polka-dotted-cow April 27, 2008

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

Cranked On

A turn used by most HBCU's Marching Bands.

When two HBCU's Marching Band go against each other and one is clearly louder then the other band, then the other band, who is not as loud, would have been cranked on.

Man, Jackson Cranked on TSU at the Southern Heritage classics this year.

by CaptainGarbage December 1, 2009

Canned up

A state of inebriation achieved through the process of drinking the contents of many many cans, often while surrounded by one or more lads.

Are you all coming round to get canned up tonight lads?

by Thanatoslives August 4, 2017