Canadian Goose

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked. you proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect make a honking sound.

Last weekend I pulled a Canadian Goose on your sister.

by HomrichMSU May 27, 2006

Canadian Dream

Like the American Dream, except you follow your dreams and still help a brother out. And you don't exploit people.

Sam Roberts: "I went out on the street today, the Canadian Dream was as far away as it's ever been..."

by cheesedoo February 25, 2009

canadian tag team

When you are fucking a girl near a window you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run down across the street and wave to the girl. Never letting her know that some other guy is fucking her until she sees you.

Wat the fuck did you canadian tag team me.

by bigjunk October 5, 2009

canadian cock loan

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.

My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.

by sheepszies December 31, 2008

Canadian Ballet

Euphemism for a strip club.

I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.

by Kevbo August 24, 2003

Canadian Dime

A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a perfect 10.

She's pretty cute, but not a dimepiece. Maybe a Canadian Dime.

by Jon DeJongh May 29, 2005

Canadian Armed Forces

Although little is known of canada's armed forces, mainly because they are not dumb enough to attack peoople, they have some of the best snipers in the world. (thats right, better than US)

No one knows about the Canadian Armed Forces, because if you know about them, you are dead.

by Bobby123456 April 10, 2006