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Callum

A man who does not realise what power he holds over women. Is often flitting between who he likes and who he loves. Someone who cannot be forgotten.
Why does he do that?" "Because he's callum."
by bad squishy June 30, 2010
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Seville Calculator

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator
by hatchet__ July 2, 2006
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Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.
Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool
by iloveguys May 3, 2009
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San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
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Callum

A person with unusual accent that attracts alot of female attention.
by Douchoid October 31, 2010
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callum

someone who is very good at hiding there emotions. callum is a very dirty minded person. all he thinks about is girls. it drives everyone around him crazy. but he is still there friend because in the end he is a great person who is very sweet.
by karissa nicole October 30, 2017
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Callum

One of the most awesome people i know! Hes fit and hes a great mate. i dunno where i'd be without him. he is amazing and always there for you.
i fucking love callum XD
by Crazyfuck- penguin :P xx February 28, 2010
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