Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

Caesar

A person crushed by a rock

*Caesar is crushed by a rock*
Joseph: SHIZZAAAAAAA

by SilvVee March 24, 2021

caesar

an ape from planet of the apes

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.

“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”

by j’s tankk April 16, 2022

Caesars salad

When your name is Caesar and you bust a nut on someone’s salad

Thank you Caesar for the Caesars salad

by Bustr Mchicken August 15, 2019

sister Caesar

skinny legend, sassy and aggressive, loud, bubbly, etc

oh that’s such a sister Caesar!

Love that for us!

Tea!

by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018