Guy 1: Did you get the weed
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!
by Basic.Bitch.Relates September 30, 2017

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.
Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."
by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024

by Bustr Mchicken August 15, 2019

by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018

by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018
