Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

caesar grandinetti

sassy and agressive, loud, bubbly and salty sister.

oh he’s such a Caesar Grandinetti!

Sister Caesar is awesome

by SISTER CAESAR November 20, 2018

caesar

an ape from planet of the apes

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Caesar Fan

A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.

A caesar fan would say: "I am a massive caesar fan, this is why I'm at a monkey zoo! Hooray!"

by Crown_Champion March 11, 2023

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024