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Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009
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cacoila

the best food in the whole world. a Portuguese food made from pulled pork, vinegar, garlic, and whatever the hell else you feel like throwing in. you can buy it at Shaw's, some restaurants, and various festivals around South coast Massachusetts. I suggest you try it. it will be the best thing you ever digest.
damn, this cacoila completes my life.
by uh_oh July 6, 2008
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cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
by robcraine December 28, 2005
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coon cackin

when you have been up too long and are out wandering with out a purpose, sneaky like.
I had to work the graveyard shift and saw your uncle out coon cackin.
by karla and claudia January 9, 2008
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Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.
by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009
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cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
by CCrack July 24, 2006
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cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho
by joshdub October 25, 2020
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