critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 01, 2014
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litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.
Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.
by Chili Wanka January 07, 2020
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Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch
Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters
by Googoogagagaga March 29, 2017
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smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)
by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024
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Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig
Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao
by UrLocalLesbian February 14, 2024
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major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.
Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
by jcghnn May 12, 2022
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