Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 12, 2025
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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Creamerism

When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright
On look he did a creamerism
by Omak3 April 24, 2020
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Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut
Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD
by 1mandp.com November 26, 2023
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