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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Creamer

Someone who listens to the cars rule everything around me podcast hosted by top dead centre (Edwin, will and ben)
Yo I'm a creamer
by Jklewis November 2, 2025
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Screamer creamer

The fingering move where one rubs and taps on the spot inside the vagina opposite to the clit and with your thumb rub clit
Damn bro Zander gave her the screamer creamer and she flooded her backseat left her rave fan absolutely drenched !!!
by Not ai January 2, 2026
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Carl Creamer

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023
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Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.
by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023
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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex
John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work
by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025
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