craigsfisting

Posting your friend's phone number in a bogus craigslist ad in order to make him regret an act of kindness that he's done.

If you are married with children and would like to be driven around for free, please call ______ (this would be a post craigsfisting a friend who has been nice a enough to drive one of your married friends around)

by craigsfister November 4, 2011

Craigsdissed

Selling or buying something on Craigslist, and being stood up by the seller or buyer.

I finally found a buyer for this crappy bed, we agreed to a price, and the buyer never showed up to buy and take the bed....craigsdissed again!

by pskc January 9, 2012

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012

Craigslisted

When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.

Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".

Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"

by Mustacheman October 7, 2013

craigship

A friendship with someone you meet through the craigslist personals. Often is an email, chat or text-message based friendship that may or may not include meeting in person.

This craigship is over. I'm sick of you bugging me to have sex all the time! My ad was posted in the strictly platonic section, remember?

by CraigLister November 4, 2013

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014