absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.

"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"

by psees September 18, 2019

crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

Spy crab

A rare and magnificent creature often killed in TF2. These harmless crabs won’t kill a soul and are better if protection is available. Do your part by preserving these spy crabs from poachers.

Lad 1: oh look a spy crab
Lad 2: good. He’s a free kill
Lad 1: NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP-

by Shadowfox1571 July 27, 2020

Crab Walking

when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.

On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.

by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015

Crab Battle

1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.

2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.

1. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

2. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

by Mehro June 3, 2005

crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.

"Oooooh! Crab paste!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

Crab Core

A genre of metal music in which the preforming artists, during the break-down section of their song, lower themselves into a crab like position while continuing to play their instruments.
Some scientists speculate that this movement is intended to emphasize the rhythm and beat of the break-down section in a song.

Person 1: dude that band is so sick, but why do they squat like crabs during their songs

Person 2: Its because they're Crab Core duh!

by YogurtYumYums July 7, 2009