Cookie

1: A baked good that usually contains chocolate

2: A forceful slap on the back made with a perfectly flat, firm hand. Leaves a hand mark and stings like fuck.

Guy 1: Man where did you get that mark?
Guy 2: Connor gave me a cookie.
Guy 1: Shit, man.

by izzie :3 October 27, 2014

Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by john July 14, 2003

cookie

1. overall class system for people who take massive and numerous excrements
2. someone who takes a lot of shits
3. one who takes long in the bathroom and smells like poop after and often

Man, Brett is such a cookie. He stained the bottom of the toilet at my house yesterday.

by jofis December 14, 2008

Cookie

A woman's pussy

I like eating cookies

by Kiwi - The Superior Species August 16, 2020

Cookie

when a female partner gently nibbles on the earlobe of the male partner.

My girlfriend is great, she gives the best cookies.

by omaggieyouretwelve November 15, 2009

cookie

a young parent's daughter, especially a child who still breastfeeds and is fluent in baby talk.

"My sister's cookie is adorable but I have no idea what she's saying..."

by Rayrine September 9, 2007

cookie

Boy who loses mobiles and cars

Cookie, where's yer motor, ach feck knows, Ill need to phone parks, Shit, where's ma phone?

by Gakattack April 8, 2008