conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Coochie-Concussion

A concussion induced (or a relapse of concussion symptoms) by railing a female’s coochie so hard that your brain can no longer take it.

“Hey Christian, you alright bro?” -Jay

“Nah man I used that position on her again-“-Christian

“The one where your head is laying to her side and your hands are on her cheeks?” -Jay

“Yeah! Anyway so I was using that position again and I think it gave me another coochie-concussion” -Christian

“Damn bro you outta lay off the coochie for awhile” Jay

by Intellectual Brutality December 10, 2020

Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.

I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.

by Van who owns a van. August 27, 2021

taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.

" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....

by DaynaS May 28, 2008

confustion

1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.

1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.

by Anthony .A. Hedayat January 10, 2005

Confasion

Not sure whether someone is asian or not.

I was seriously confased about jimmy.

Sorry about all the confasion, my parents are from mixed backgrounds.

by randalicious April 28, 2010