Confucksharted

So confusing you literally have a mini stroke

Dave: I'm confucksharted
Steve: why?
Dave: I'm trying to understand Donald trumps tweets

by Capt. lampshade September 29, 2017

Confuckingused

Now this word right here is American. It meant a that the person saying it is either “Fucking confused” or are confused to the extent that their brain is being fucked.

Man, I’m confuckingused about how we are the only place that’s awesomely free. - Hillbilly Joe

by LearnedZombie January 5, 2019

Confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on the dishwasher

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on his leg

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

Confuckulate

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.

Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.

by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019

Confucking

Completely fucked

What a confucking disaster

by Cher and jo November 23, 2019

Confucking

Completely fucked

What a confucking disaster

by Cher and jo November 23, 2019